Pinney Family: Conner's 1st Bath

Tuesday, May 6, 2008

Conner's 1st Bath

Conner's 1st real bath and not of the sponge variety, took place on the kitchen counter, where he stared at his reflection in the window most of the time. It went pleasantly enough, until the removal from said tub, then things went quickly unpleasant to traumatic in a matter of minutes.

Quote of the Week

"My tummy keeps telling me it does NOT want eggs!" --Conner

"I don't know why my brain is telling me to be sneaky! I hate my brain! My heart teaches me about Jesus but my brain tells me to be bad!" --Conner

"When are all the super heroes coming back? Maybe when Jesus comes?" --Conner

"I'm closing all the blinds so the mosquitos and vampires don't see us." --Conner

"I want to go to Jesus' house without the dying!" --Conner

"I don't like living on this street anymore. This street is boring. I want to live at Grandpa's house with you and Mom and Dad and R.J. and Braden and Sienna. Can we all go to Grandpa's house and live there? I want to live at Grandpa's." --Conner

"If you scratch off my skin I won't die! I have new skin under my skin, so it's okay." --Conner

"If you put on a boy dress, then you would be a boy!" --Conner

"I want to give Jesus a hug. Can we please go to Heaven and give Jesus a hug?" --Conner

"Oh my gosh! Whenever I sing along to the radio I sound really bad, but when I'm singing by myself I sound like a rock star. It's so weird." --R.J.

"Does Jesus have special glasses so he can see me?" --Conner

--"Are you dying? You're getting really old, Mom." --Conner

--"I NEED a monster truck! It's my day to get a monster truck!". --Conner

--"I have magic, mom! Dad gave me magic. It makes the dinosaurs die." --Conner

--"Mom, you're a blond, so why wouldn't everyone love you?!" --Braden

--"Dad sounds like a bear hibernating... Or a mama bear sleeping after a kill." --Sienna

-- "I not a boy anymore. I turned back into a baby - a talking baby." --Conner

--"R.J. is a grown up. He's a big boy. R.J. is a strong boy." --Conner

--"You broke the air all day. You grabbed it with your hands and broked it." --Conner

--"You can't have candy, Mommy! You're not little, you're big! You don't NEED candy!" --Conner

--"Dinosaurs poop in their underwear." --Conner

--"Mom, my legs are short! I want some like daddy's." --Conner

--"Mom, I want monkeys in my backyard tomorrow. Please go to the store and get monkeys. The monkeys are at the store." --Conner

--"The pee was coming out ALL day!" --Conner

--"OH NO! The pizza's GONE! The monster ate the pizza!!" --Conner

--"I'm going to go watch TV now, ANGRILY!" --Braden

--"I just randomly know a lot of famous people without anyone telling me. It's so weird." --Braden

--"Very few teachers can handle me." --Braden

--"That butterfly is trying to EAT me!" --Conner

--"There is no such thing as leprechauns. I figured that out on my own." --Braden

--"If there was no gravity, girls would not need bras, because it wouldn't do anything." --Braden

--"Mom, if you smelled my breath, you would actually really like it." --Sienna

--"You're going DOWN!" --Conner

"You know how it's so hard to hide a fart, because everyone can hear it? Well, now they make soundproof underpants so no one can hear it, but your pants move out a little bit." --Braden

--"If we get the world's largest piece of paper, we can make the world's largest paper airplane. Then, we need the world's largest fan, and we can fly." --Braden

--Sienna: "Dad, where are you going?"
Dad: "Crazy! Do you want to come?"
Sienna: "Sure, but we need to be home in time for dinner."

--"Is it true that the fatter you are, the larger the underpants you need?" --Braden

--"Do you know why I watch shows like 'I Shouldn't Be Alive' and Monsters Inside Me?' It's so I'm prepared in case something happens to me, then I will know what to do." --Braden

--"I'm 25% human, and 75% awesome. Put THAT on your blog!" --R.J.

--"January is my month off from stealing all of R.J.'s things." --Braden

--"At night after I eat, I still only weigh 60 pounds! That means I'm not eating enough. You're not feeding me!" --Braden

--"I'm 25% normal human, 25% killer, 25% strategy, and 25% awesome dude." --Braden

--"Mom, I hope no one gets confused and thinks you're my older sister." --Sienna

--"Maybe Grandpa is a BILLIONAIRE because he gives away HUNDREDS of dollars every year." --Braden

--"I see jiggly arms. That means nonmuscular." --Braden

--"I think I'm going to marry someone I met in preschool. I REALLY like him, mom." --Sienna

--"Mom, I have unappropriate dreams, my dreams are unappropriate." --Braden

--"So, Conner came out of your stomach and I came out of your... um... well... I shouldn't talk about that." --Braden

--"Why don't they make sweater holes for plus-sized heads?" --Braden

--"Sand actually doesn't taste too bad. It's just hard and crunchy, that's why I don't like it so much." --RJ

--"This popsicle has a really good smell, it's like air freshener." --Sienna

--"Kids are supposed to mostly watch TV. It teaches you things." --Sienna

--"In Africa they have spears and they're not afraid to use them!" --Braden

--"Sometimes, getting beat up helps you get a girl." --RJ

--"Talking and breathing is a problem." --Braden (after throwing up)

--"How could anyone have an ipod and NOT want to dance?!" --Sienna

--"I'm a smart girl, Braden, so stop! I've had enough of your tricks!" --Sienna

--"The world's tallest person is 27 feet and 30 inches." --Sienna

-- "We're having ice cream! It has guilt!" --Braden

--"In Spain they have bull fights and they kill the bull. That is a waste of a bull." --Braden

--"Soup is no good without buttered bread." --RJ

--"If the President says we have to eat oreos every single hour, we're going to get a sugar rush." --Sienna

--"Maybe mom and dad should break up and get married again and then they'll get to have more dates." --Sienna

--"Magic Meatball is insanely awesome!" --Sienna

--"I just went on a ride that was the worstest and bestest ride ever! It went 100 miles an hour and it made my lips move!" --Braden

--"Conner is so cute when he sleeps. I just want to wake him up and tell him how cute he is." --Sienna

--"I know why I have to wash my hands. It's because the grasshoppers peed and pooped and barfed on me. --Sienna

--"Grandma is single?! At HER age??? And NOOO husband?" --Braden

-- "I think Braden was put into the wrong family." --Sienna

-- "We can pack our stuff before we die and put it in the hole with us. Our spirits can carry the suitcases." --Sienna

--"I feel like an overheated sausage!" --Braden

--"When I grow up I want to build cars. I want to make them fly, with wings that pop out of the sides, and I will make them like a rocketship!" --Braden

-- "Conner LOOKS cute and friendly, but he can be ferocious." --RJ

-- "I want to be a pregnant man when I grow up." --Braden

-- "You shouldn't let go of your parachute. You know why? Because then you would fall out of the sky." --Sienna

-- "When they're ignoring me and I'm ignoring them, it works out pretty well. But when they're being irritating, it doesn't work out so well." --RJ

-- "Baby milk smells like a dumpster." --Sienna

-- "Sienna is the baddest one in our WHOLE family!!" --Braden

-- "NEVER trust yourself to jump out of a boat." --Sienna

-- "RJ does NOT like broccoli, so I'm thinking that's why he's not as strong as dad." --Sienna